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Mods for Winter Living

While our new home is being built here in Colorado, we’re staying in our trailer at a nearby RV park for the winter.

I’m not an expert, but here are a few things we’ve done to survive temperatures that are consistently in the teens or lower at night (Fahrenheit) and seldom reach the 40s in the daytime.

The first thing we did was buy a heated water hose. This one, made by Camco, has a temperature sensor and has not failed us yet.

To insulate the connection into the trailer, I attached a 90-degree brass fitting onto the trailer input and covered it with a foam pipe insulating elbow, which I bought for a few dollars at Lowe’s.

At the other end, I wrapped one-inch, pipe insulation from Lowe’s around the hose to help retain some of the heat and provide a bit more protection where it lies on the ground.

The pipe insulation doesn’t bend easily, so I only put it on the top 2/3 of the hose length.

The second thing we did was put Styrofoam insulating panels around the trailer undercarriage. We went with ½-inch panels to begin with, but had to add a second layer of one-inch panels in places. The thinner panels did not hold up to high winds. They’re held together and to the trailer with white, three-inch Gorilla tape.

Temperatures in the insulated “crawl space” under the trailer (left thermometer) have been consistently eight to 10 degrees warmer than the outside temperature (right thermometer), seldom dropping below freezing. That means less heat loss through the floor and warmer temperatures on bare feet at night.

I noticed that others in the RV park who put up undercarriage panels did not leave a place to access the slice valves for their gray and black water tanks. Even though the experts say not to do so, my neighbors just left the valves open. We did the same. Our sewer hose is extremely short and has a steady drop. Whenever we flush or drain water, it goes straight to the sewer. It’s worked perfectly for us, with no icing up and no poopsicles yet, but this is Colorado, not Minnesota.

To keep warm air from escaping up through the air conditioner, a neighbor insisted we should put a cover on the AC unit. I’m not sure it helps, but it doesn’t hurt and didn’t cost much.

Inside, we put these covers over the Maxx-air fan openings. They’re held on with magnets taped to the inside of the vent frame. They can be loosened or removed if need be to reduce condensation. At $40 each, they’re pricey but they seem to work.

To keep the water pipes, which run near the outside walls, from freezing, we keep the pantry, water pump and water heater doors open. (We removed the panel the factory has inside those bottom compartments a long time ago.)

To protect the outdoor shower nozzle from freezing, I placed a piece of thick foam between the door and the plumbing. It’s not elegant, but it’s worked. Best of all, if I want to bathe outdoors in frigid weather, I can simply remove the foam pad and turn on the shower.

To heat the place, we have the factory furnace, which has been burning up about a gallon of propane every day. Fortunately, our RV park offers discounts on propane refills with free pickup and delivery to our trailer.

Adding to the furnace heat, we use a small space heater. It can be moved around, allowing us to put the heat wherever we want it. Those of us on monthly space rentals pay for electricity, so space heater heat doesn’t come free, but it sure is handy.

Another problem we’ve had to deal with is condensation. While the trailer can be 70+ degrees inside, the walls hover around 50 degrees or lower. Damp walls from condensation could be found in closed areas such as the inside of closed cabinets. We now keep all cabinet doors ajar during the daytime and wide open a at night.

Since the area behind the Murphy bed is closed, we now prop the frame open just a bit at the top, which seems to help. The pillow jammed in there is to keep it all in place. Yes, we could just leave the bed down all day, but we like having the couch to sit on.

I found condensation building up in one of the storage compartments. To help keep it at bay, I added a small, 110-watt heater that runs 24/7 in the starboard storage area. It also helps to keep the wine from freezing.

And finally, to help mitigate condensation, we’ve added a small dehumidifier. We’ve also changed a few of our moisture-adding activities. Instead of showering in the trailer, we now use the RV park’s facilities and I try to refrain from doing dishes until my wife, the chef, threatens me with bodily harm if I don’t wash up her favorite spatula.

One final piece of equipment that has helped us survive the winter is the padded cover we placed over our front window last summer. We installed it to protect the glass from rock chips and breakage on the road. I thought about removing it while we remain stationary in the RV park, but my wife suggested we keep it on for its insulation value. To reward her thoughtfulness, I’m going to wash up both of her spatulas.

Theatre Night

Rail fans that we are, last night we drove into the city to catch a Grand Funk Railroad concert at the Historic Avalon Theatre, which is located on Main Street in downtown Grand Junction.

The theater, built of bricks in the Romanesque Revival style, originally opened in 1923. Over its early years, it hosted speakers and performers including John Phillip Sousa, Carl Sandburg, Ethel Barrymore, William Jennings Bryan and more. In the late 1940s, it was renamed “The Cooper” and remodeled into a movie theater. It continued showing films into the late 1980s. The theater was then abandoned and fell into disrepair.

A money-raising effort began in the ‘90s to restore the theater to its former glory. Done in steps, the Avalon has become a modern, 1,096-seat performing arts venue with state-of-the-art acoustics and accoutrements. As a travel journalist, I was given a private, backstage tour of the facility shortly before the theater reopened in 2014.

Performances at the Avalon range from orchestral symphonies to bubblegum pop concerts, with a healthy dose of geezer rock thrown in for old folks like us. Grand Funk, who had maybe two or three memorable hits in the ‘70s, was one of those AARP-aged groups. They put on an excellent performance with literally non-stop rock for a good 90 minutes.

We bought tickets near the front of the lower mezzanine. They were cheaper, offered a good view of the stage and were far enough away from the speakers that we could leave with our eardrums still intact.

We’ve got Paint

We checked out our home under construction this afternoon and were greeted with this notice on the door.

The walls, closets and trim have all been painted. I think Dianne chose good colors, although Bronco orange and blue would have been my choice.

Window trim is up. We can now contact the blind guy, select what we want and invite him to come out and do the measurements.

I guess I know what we’ll be doing on Tuesday. (We’re skiing on Monday.)

Walls and Doors

A quick peek in the windows today shows that the drywall has been taped and the texturing has begun. Front, back and interior doors are in place. The patio door was locked and getting around to the front door (we know where they hide the keys) required walking through a stretch of gooey mud, which my lovely wife refused to let me do.

So for now, we’ll have to settle for just looking in the windows.

Whoever invented the sport of skeleton must have suffered from loose bones in the brain.

Take a steel-framed sled that’s about a yard long and inches high. Place it on an ice-plastered, concrete bobsled track with banked corners capable of exerting 5-g centrifugal forces. Push off, and like a bowling ball careening down a laundry chute, slide down headfirst at freeway-worthy speeds.

I can’t wait to try it.

Along with bobsled and biathlon, sampling skeleton is one of the Olympic Legacy Package options offered through the Four Seasons Hotel at British Columbia’s Whistler Blackcomb ski resort.

Home to the 2010 Olympic alpine, Nordic and sliding events, Whistler remains one of North America’s largest single ski area with terrain ranging from groomers to glaciers. It boasts a mile of vertical relief, one of the greatest drops on the continent. I spend my arrival day sliding the slopes like gold-medalist Bode Miller, but at a quarter the speed and a fraction the form.

My first Olympic Legacy event is the Discover Biathlon Experience held at Whistler Olympic Park in Callaghan Valley, a 20-minute drive from the village.

In men’s Olympic competition, instructor Jessica Blenkam explains, cross-country skiers race a four-kilometer course which ends at the shooting range. With hearts pumping at a rate that would send Richard Simmons to the ER, the athletes fire five shots at tiny targets. For every miss, they do a 150-meter penalty lap. They then ski another four-kilometer loop and fire again. In all, they do five loops and four firing sessions – two standing and two prone.

“First, we’re going to do a little bit of a skate ski lesson,” Jessica outlines. “Then we’re going to do some marksmanship.”

While I downhill and have a long history of classic, kick-and-glide cross country skiing, I’ve never skate skied. Jessica shows me how to balance, how to push off, how to pole and how to turn. She does her best to provide positive reinforcement.

“You’re really good at getting up after falling!” she exclaims. “And wow, you still have both your skis on. Good job!”

After an hour spent trying to master skate skiing, it’s time to shoot. At the 30-lane firing range, a mat and rifle await me at station five.

“Those targets are 50 meters away,” Jessica points out. “The standing targets are the size of a grapefruit, and the prone are the size of a plum.”

The rifle is a Russian-made .22 caliber specially built for biathlon with bullets enclosed in five-shot clips. Jessica assures me that it’s very similar to what the athletes use, although theirs would probably have a carbon-fiber stock specially fitted to their bodies and cost thousands of rubles more.

“This is similar to a bolt action, but it’s called a Fortner action,” she explains. “It’s designed to fire accurately and perform well in cold, wet conditions. We’ve zeroed the rifles in so they’re dead accurate.”

Lying on my belly, I center the first circle in the sights. Gently, I squeeze the trigger. The shot echoes, but the target remains black.

I missed.

I fire again. And again. By the time the clip is exhausted, only two targets have turned white. Over the course of the next hour, my best result is four out of five, and I don’t have to ski before firing. Maybe biathlon will not be my podium event.

Back in town, I wander the pedestrian-friendly village, which feels like a huge outdoor shopping mall. Overall, Whistler boasts 9,500 permanent residents and 11,500 second home owners. There are at least 24 hotels and enough timeshares and condos to house more than 30,000 visitors at one time. The area boasts 200+ retail shops, 90+ restaurants and cafes, 30+ bars and lounges and 20+ spas. All fit together in architectural harmony, each painted in its own shade of brown.

“There’s a very specific look and feel that you have to have when you’re opening a business in the resort,” admits tourism official Kerry Duff.

Built in 2004, the Four Seasons is one of Whistler’s newer hotels. It bills itself as a 273-room, rustic modern retreat, and along with the Ritz-Carlton in Toronto, remains one of only two AAA Five-Diamond hotels in all of Canada. Located in Upper Village on the Blackcomb side, it’s not ski-in/ski-out, but they do offer free shuttle service to a slope-hugging ski valet center.

That evening, I hit the Four Seasons Spa and splurge on a heat-therapy treatment originally created for the Olympics. Now called the “Spirit of Whistler,” it began as “On the Podium.”

“When the treatment was created, the spirit at the time was the Olympics,” explains spa director Filipa Batalha.

It’s too bad they changed the name. It might have been the closest I’ll ever get to an Olympic podium.

The next day, I head over to the Whistler Sliding Center, site of the Olympic bobsled, luge and skeleton track. It’s nearly a mile in length, sports a 499-foot drop with an average grade of 10.5%. Its 16 corners culminate with Thunderbird, a nearly 180-degree hairpin turn where sleds and sliders experience maximum speeds and G-forces.

“You’re all going to be active participants in the sport of skeleton today,” Anna Lynch tells us at orientation. “You’re going to reach speeds up to 100 kilometers per hour and experience G-forces several times your body weight.”

She shows us the sleds, which look nothing like the Flexible Flyers of my youth. There’s a cutout at the top where our heads go. Our torsos cover the middle part. Arms go down the side and hands grip handles beside our butts. Knees rest on a plate near the bottom.

“Be like a sack of potatoes,” Anna advises. “If you lift your knees or shoulders, the runners are going to be free to move side to side. That’s when you’re going to be tapping the walls. You want to keep a nice streamlined body position at all times. No chicken wings.”

Unlike Olympians who dive onto moving sleds from the top, we start stationary and descend only the bottom third of the track. Anna gives us our starting order. I’m number eight.

My time comes all too soon. Lying in wait, I’m more nervous than the groom at a shotgun wedding.

“You ready?” the starter asks.

Sack of potatoes. Only 30 seconds of sheer terror.

“Sure,” I gulp.

He pushes and I begin accelerating down the track faster than a nitro-flaming dragster. Through goggles, all I see is a whirring blur of gray ice. Centrifugal force slams my helmet down causing the chin guard to scrape the surface. Instinctively, I lift. The sled weaves and I begin caroming off the walls. I make promises I’ll never keep.

Finally, I fling through Thunderbird and stop on the uphill outrun. Like a pilot walking away from a crash, I feel lucky to be alive.

My time is 32:61. After all 20 participants finish their first runs, I’m in 18th place. With two others worse than me, I’m as ecstatic as a nerd who’s suddenly not the last kid chosen for the team.

Exercising better control on my second run, I cut more than two seconds off my time and shoot through the speed trap a hair under 60 mph. That gives me 14th place.

Maybe skeleton will not be my podium event, either. There’s still the final Olympic Legacy option of bobsledding left to do.

Never Pass up a Good Sale

It seems like every year, I get email promotions from Xanterra offering discount prices for winter stays at their Zion Park Lodge property. This year was no exception. “Wanna take a getaway trip to Zion National Park?” I asked my wife of 40 years.

“Does that mean we wouldn’t get to stay huddled up in this cold, damp trailer for a week?” she responded.

“Does that mean I wouldn’t get to cook, clean or go shopping for a week?

“Does that mean that we’d have to look at towering cliffs out our windows instead of the neighbors’ trailers?

“Let me think about it.”

Not wanting her to blow a fuse in her thinking equipment, I went ahead and booked a five-night stay in one of the Zion Park cabins for a Monday-Friday stay in January.

Even though Zion is an easy day’s drive from our new hometown of Fruita, I reserved a night at a Super 8 for the drive down. That would give us time on our departure day to “winterize” the trailer.

Late Sunday morning, we were on our way.

From Here to There

Our first day’s drive was from Fruita, Colorado, to Richfield, Utah, on Interstate 70. It’s a route we’ve taken numerous times over the 38 years we’ve lived in Colorado. The day was sunny, the roads were dry and the speed limit once we reached the Utah border (19 miles from home) was 80 mph.

The stretch through the San Rafael Swell west of Green River is one of the prettiest stretches of interstate highway in the West.

We spent the night in Richfield at one of the nicer Super 8 motels around. After the typical Super 8 waffle breakfast the next morning, we hit the road.

There are two ways to get to Zion from here. One is to continue down I-70 to I-15 and enter the park from the west. The other is to take the more scenic U.S. Highway 89 route and enter the park from the east.

We opted for the scenic alternative, with a stop at Butch Cassidy’s boyhood home along the way. Lunch was going to be at the Thunderbird Lodge in Mt. Carmel Junction, famous for their Ho-made pies, but they were closed along with most other places in town.

We backtracked a few miles to Archies Food to Die For, an off-the-road food trailer that featured delicious but artery-clogging Utah Philly sandwiches.

Returning to Mt. Carmel Junction, we turned onto Utah Highway 9. Thirteen miles later, we reached the park boundary.

The drive through this part of the park was breathtaking. The sky was blue, the air clear and snow still garnished the sandstone.

With traffic light, we stopped for photos at virtually every turnout on the route, most of which we had entirely to ourselves.

A few hundred images later, we went through the mile-long Zion tunnel, twisted down the switchbacks to river level and turned up the Virgin River Canyon toward Zion Park Lodge.

Our cabin was part of a fourplex, one of the deluxe cabins back when they were built in the 1920s. It had two double beds, a writing desk, a couple of chairs and a gas-log insert in the formerly wood-burning fireplace. Flames were already blazing when we entered.

Our first night’s dinner was at the lodge’s Red Rocks Grill. Because of Covid, masks are required to enter all federal buildings, which includes the lodge. The menu was short, and all orders were taken and paid for downstairs. We were given a number card to display on our table in the upstairs dining room. The system was efficient, but we missed the personal interaction one gets when dealing with a conventional waitstaff.

Back in the room, we retired by the fire with glasses of wine, which we personally imported from Colorado. With no TV, no cell coverage and no internet, we would have time to rest, relax and just sit back and read. Scrolling through my Kindle, I decided this would be a perfect time to once again reread “Desert Solitaire” by Ed Abbey.

Kolob Country

One of the things I wanted to do on this trip to Zion was to revisit the Kolob Section of the park. Many decades ago, a friend from Reno and I came down here for a Thanksgiving weekend backpacking trip to Kolob Arch. It was snowy and I don’t think we actually made it all the way there. This visit would be strictly a drive-through on pavement.

The Kolob section lies northwest of the main part of Zion National Park, and getting there requires a 40-mile drive from Zion Canyon. There are no restaurants, no gift shops and even in the summertime, far fewer visitors out here.

A five-mile, dead-end drive from the park entrance provides views of the canyon. Like the main part of Zion, the landscape here consists of towering cliffs, bluffs, canyons and mesas.

As we did coming into Zion, we stopped at virtually every pull-off on the road, shooting countless megapixels of images.

“We should come back and explore this country with backpacks!” Dianne enthusiastically suggested at one of our stops.

I’m game. Maybe on dry ground, we can actually make it all the way to Kolob Arch.

Nude

For those of us longing to ogle Mother Nature in the nude, there are few places better than Zion in the wintertime. Limbs of the cottonwood trees, which come fully clothed with leaves come summertime, now stand buck naked.

Beyond tower the canyon walls with sandstone cliffs bare as a pole dancer in a Texas strip club. Fortunately, a lap dance in this au naturel environment can be had by simply lacing up the hiking boots and setting off down a trail.

The premiere hike in Zion Canyon is up Angels’ Landing. It’s a steep, twisty climb up to a saddle followed by a walk up a death-defying narrow ridge to the top of a cliff overlooking the Virgin River Canyon.

Even though the Park Service has installed chains for folks to use as handholds, some still manage to fall to their deaths. “Scariest hike in America,” one YouTube video touts.

We did that hike ten years ago when we came to Zion to celebrate the New Year weekend. After 38 years living and climbing in Colorado, the hike for us was a piece of cake.

This year, the route up to Angels’ Landing was snow-covered and icy, we were told. While we did have traction cleats we could strap on, Dianne and I decided to skip the crowds and explore some of the other trails. One of them was to the Emerald Pools.

There are actually three Emerald Pools. Lower Emerald Pool has a nice waterfall feeding it.

That waterfall is fed from the Middle Emerald Pool, which has its own tiny waterfall.

Upper Emerald Pool is fed by a towering waterfall dropping from a notch in the box canyon cliffs. In summertime, this place would be swarming with people. We shared it with maybe a half-dozen fellow hikers and a Park Service volunteer.

Another hike took us up the Sand Bench Trail, which offered lofty views down the canyon toward the tourist trap of Springdale and up Pine Creek Canyon toward the switchbacks and tunnel. We only met one other hiker on the route.

Late on our final afternoon, we walked the paved Riverside Trail up through the lower end of the Zion Narrows where decades ago, we led a Sierra Club group down from the top.

On this walk, we watched an avalanche of ice break off from the cliffs and land on the trail below. A half mile beyond, the route begins to hug the near vertical cliffs. To prevent an ice fall from bonking hikers on the head out here, Park Service has wisely closed the trail beyond.

Industrial Tourism

Maybe it’s a symptom of being a travel journalist for over half my adult life, but I have this psychological need to rank things – best this, favorite that. I repeatedly found myself doing that on this journey to Zion.

How does Zion National Park compare with the other members of Utah’s “Mighty Five?”

When it comes to just plain scenic grandeur, I put Zion right at the top. The cliffs and canyons here are absolutely awe inspiring. Only Capitol Reef comes close. At Bryce, non-hiking visitors look down on the scenery. One must drop below the rim to feel engulfed by the environment. It’s much the same for Arches and Canyonlands.

While Zion may offer the grandest grandeur, it’s in fourth out of the five when I rank my favorite Utah national park to visit. Only Arches, in my book, comes in lower. That’s because I hate crowds.

Zion gets around 4.5 million visitors each year, making it the third most popular national park in terms of visitation. Only the Great Smokeys and Yellowstone see more visitors.

Zion is way too small to handle that many people. Cars line up for blocks at the entrance stations waiting to get in. Campsites and lodge rooms are tough to find. Visitors cram into shuttle buses to get into the Virgin River Canyon. Trails and sites are crowded. We’ve been told that folks sometimes need to wait hours in line to complete the ascent of Angels’ Landing.

Arches has the same problem. As Ed Abbey warned in “Desert Solitaire,” it’s industrial tourism at its worst.

Fortunately, winter at Zion offers nature lovers like me a chance to get away from the madding crowds. When we checked in, there were still rooms available for drop-in guests at Zion Park Lodge, and there were many empty spots at the park’s Watchman Campground. We had no trouble finding parking spots at trailheads, roadside pullouts or in the neighboring tourist trap of Springdale.

The downside of winter visits, of course, is the weather. It’s cold and snow is always possible. Trails, especially those on higher or shaded ground can be covered with snow, ice or thick, gooey mud.

While the visitor center was open, most of the park’s museums were not open. In town, we found many restaurants and other businesses closed for the season, making it harder to find $30 souvenir t-shirts for sale.

Personally, I’ll give all that up for the opportunity to see a place this beautiful in the raw. Besides, I already own one of those $30 t-shirts.