My Wife Hates Heat

As we near the end of our Organ Pipe stay, we had just three park trails left to hike.  The longest was the three-mile Senita Basin loop.  A nice, graded road leads to the trailhead. 

“We’ll drive out, hike the loop and motor back to the trailer for lunch,” I suggested to my lovely wife.

“No!” she insisted.  “I want to hike from here.”

A series of trails connect the campground with the Senita Basin loop.  The first two miles follows the trail to the Victoria Mine, a trail that goes down, across and up no fewer than 987 washes and arroyos.  A 1½-mile connector trail goes from there to the three-mile-long Senita Basin loop.  From the trailer, we’d be doing a nice 10-mile out-and-back hike. 

No problem, except it was 10:00 a.m. in the morning and the high temperature for the area was predicted to exceed 95 degrees by midday.  And my wife claims to hate heat.

So, after a lengthy discussion, we compromised and did it her way.  We filled water bottles, hoisted packs and took off into the unforgiving desert smack dab in the heat of the day.  Nary a breeze ruffled the leaves of the desert plants.  Even the sun-loving lizards sat in the shade, looking at us in baffled wonderment.  Turkey vultures circled ominously overhead. 

Other than a handful of people we met on the Victoria Mine trail in the morning, we had the desert to ourselves.  We walked along, admiring the beauty of hedgehog cactus and ocotillo in bloom.  Stopping in the shade, we were serenaded by a handful of unseen songbirds.  It was a beautiful time to be in the desert.

On the return, my heat-hating wife took the lead, sprinting up and down the washes and arroyos.  Ahh, to be young again.

Back at the trailer, it was 108 inside.  We stripped off our boots and retreated to the shady edge of our campsite.  That first beer tasted so good, I had another.  Showers followed.

Goodbye Organ Pipe

Our two-week stay at this border-hugging national monument has come to a close.  We’ve driven the drivable roads and hiked nearly all of the formal trails.  It’s time to move on to Apache Junction and the Superstition Mountains where we will meet friends and continue our search for the elusive Lost Dutchman Mine.

Hello Lost Dutchman

On our first full day at Lost Dutchman State Park, we and our camping buddies from Colorado began our search for the lost mine of Jacob Waltz, the Dutchman.  We figured ol’ Jake would have dug his mine along a trail named for him, so we began our search with a hike down Jacob’s Crosscut Trail.

Beginning off the park’s Siphon Draw trail, the Crosscut Trail parallels the face of Superstition Mountain for about five miles.  The trail is relatively level and the views are stupendous with a shag carpet of brittlebush in bloom. 

Finding no veins of gold, our friends turned around at the 3½-mile point.  Dianne and I continued another 1½ miles to where the trail ends at some homes on Broadway Lane. 

These domiciles, I suspect, cost far more than the value of all of the gold the Dutchman dug from the ground.

Here we met the Lost Mine Trail, which no doubt goes directly to Jake’s lost diggings.  It’s hard to believe the mine is still lost if there’s a trail going straight to it. 

Unfortunately, we didn’t have time today to hike up and recover any of that lost gold, so we turned around and headed back to our campsite. Today’s golden treasure will come in cans.

The Search Continues

We’ve been here over a week now, and we still have not found the famous Lost Dutchman Mine.  Instead of striking gold, we’ve found lots of striking reptiles.

On Saturday, we searched for the Dutchman’s lost treasure on the Treasure Loop Trail in Lost Dutchman State Park.  Instead of gold, we met a fellow hiker who told us there was an obstinate buzz-worm on the trail ahead.  The thing refused to move, even though they were throwing rocks at it.  We wisely took another route.

On Sunday, one of the campground wallys scraped up the remains of a buzz-worm that had been run over on the pavement.  The little buzzers like to warm themselves on the pavement at night, which as this one found out, can be detrimental to a snake’s health.

Monday, I took a short battery-charging drive in the Titan.  When I got back to camp, I found a small buzz-worm squished on our campsite drive.  I must have backed over it when I departed the campsite.  I’ll look more carefully next time I walk up to the truck.

That night, we attended the Picture Perfect Wine Tasting in the park.  It featured good food, ample quantities of wine that didn’t come straight from a three-liter box and raffles that we didn’t win.  Walking back to our camp, we were sure to carry a flashlight and look for slithering reptiles warming themselves on the pavement.

On Tuesday, we did a pleasant 9½-mile search for the missing mine from the First Water Trailhead.  The ranger there didn’t give us any clues as to the mine’s whereabouts, but he did warn us to be on the lookout for buzzers. 

“They’re hungry, horny and aggressive,” he advised.  “Don’t go walking through the grass.”

We only found one, maybe a 2½-footer, and it was slowly slithering off the trail looking for some shade.  I don’t know if this guy was another d-back  or one of the more toxic green mojaves.  It may have been hungry or horny, but it sure wasn’t aggressive.

They say the Dutchman was a beer drinker, so on Wednesday, we headed into town for a few research brews (and pizza) at my favorite Apache Junction bar – Fry’s grocery store.  I sure wish Kroger would build one of these super stores with an in-market bar somewhere in Grand Junction.  It gives us guys something to do while our wives are maxing out the MasterCard on food purchases.

Today’s mine search was a short 5½-mile romp past an old windmill and corral.

From there, we continued up First Water Creek to Hackberry Springs.  Most of the route followed the creek bed, which featured inviting pools of water along the way.

Around midway to the spring, we ran into a small diamondback right on the path.  It was coiled with its head up, but it rudely didn’t offer a welcoming buzz.

Our return to the First Water Trailhead took us through Garden Valley – one of my wife’s favorite spots in the area.  When we were last here, the place was truly a garden, and Dianne was eager to show it to our hiking buddies. 

Unfortunately, a series of wildfires sparked by lightning and/or Jewish space lasers changed the looks of the place. 

Our friends may not have been treated to a delightful garden, but at least they’ll get to say they met an Arizona buzz-worm.

By Popular Demand

Apparently, my mother-in-law doesn’t like snakes.

“Why don’t you post pictures of pretty desert flowers instead?” she asked my lovely wife.

Well, it hasn’t been a good flower year down here, but here are shots of a few pretty desert flowers we’ve passed by on our elusive search for the Dutchman’s lost gold mine.

Prickly Pear Cactus
Globemallow
Desert Marigold
Hedgehog Cactus
Southwestern Mock Vervain

Still No Mine

Our search for the Dutchman’s lost mine continues. 

We figured our hunt for this lost ledge of gold might go better with a map, so we stopped down at the Superstition Mountain Museum on Friday to see what was available.  This one, would probably work as well as any.

That night, all six members of our search party attended the Old Time Rock ‘N’ Roll show at Barleens Dinner Theater in Apache Junction.  A fun evening of golden oldies might be as close as we’ll get to the precious metal on this trip.

The next day, we all went our separate ways in search of the lost mine.  Thinking that the Dutchman might have left a clue in the rocks, Dianne and I chose to explore the petroglyphs surrounding the springs off the Hieroglyphic Trail. 

We were amazed that in a location this popular, the ancient petroglyphs were little marred by modern-day graffiti.  As far as we could see, the Dutchman etched no clues to his mine’s location here.

On Sunday morning, we headed up the Apache Trail to Tortilla Flat, which once served as a stagecoach stop back when the Roosevelt Dam was being built in the early 1900s. Fortunately, new restrooms have been built since then.

These days, it’s a popular tourist trap that serves great food.  Not one member of our search party finished his or her breakfast.

Monday morning, we hiked up Peralta Canyon, named for the Mexican family who supposedly once mined gold in this area.

We stopped atop Fremont Saddle. Below us stood Weaver’s Needle, long a center of attention for Dutch hunters.

In East Boulder Creek Canyon below the Needle, well-armed, rival groups led by Celeste Jones and Ed Piper both searched for the Dutchman’s, Peralta’s or Jesuit’s lost gold.  Fortunately, we did not have to fight any of our fellow hikers over the golden views.

It’s Tuesday morning, and our two-week stay at Lost Dutchman State Park is rolling to a close.  Today is pack-up and drain the tanks day.  Tomorrow, we hitch up and tow our home back to Colorado where the weather reports say it’s currently snowing.

Our ongoing search for the Dutchman’s Lost Mine will continue with a return trip sometime in the future.  After all, that mine has to be around here somewhere, and we intend to find it.

Time to leave

The neighborhood is getting a bit crowded. We’ve gone all winter without anybody even close to us at the RV Resort where we’re staying. A few days ago, another trailer took the spot two sites over.

Today, we got a next-door neighbor, who’s parked about three feet away.  The view out our dining room window now faces straight into one of their windows.  Dianne’s unhappy that she can’t see what’s happening around us.

Parking lot-style sites is why we’re not fond of RV parks.  Fortunately, we’ll be leaving here and heading south on March 1st. After bunking down in RV parks for 165 nights, we’re finally going to go “camping.”

Our destination for this camping escape is my old home state of Arizona.

We’ll start at Monument Valley and work our way down to Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument on the Mexican border with stops at Petrified Forest, McDowell Mountain, Picacho Peak and Tucson along the way.

We will then end our 45-day Arizona vacation with two weeks of camping with friends at Lost Dutchman State Park east of Phoenix.

Look for a blow-by-blow account of our trip under “trips” elsewhere on this site.

More flooring, tile and siding

Jeff has the living room and kitchen floors pretty much completed. We’re liking the play of colors between the flooring and cabinets.

Bathroom and shower tiles are slowly coming along. This is the guest bath. The master bath was delayed a bit while Jeff waited for the shower seat platform piece to be delivered.

Outside, crews are putting up the siding, beginning with our neighbor’s front porch. Color appears to be gray with a slight bluish tint. It looks more blue in the photo because this was shot in the shade.

Next, the flooring

The cabinets are in now, which means Jeff, the floor guy, can get to work on the laminate flooring. He hopes to have it done by the end of the week. Cardboard from the cabinet boxes have been laid down to protect the fresh flooring.

This is the entertainment center in the living room. A 46-bottle wine cooler goes in the cavity to the left. CD storage drawers fill the cabinets on either side of the gas log fireplace. The cabinet on the right will hold the stereo gear. Bookcases will sit atop what is now Jeff’s tool bench.

Our TV will sit or hang between the bookcases above the fireplace. A brand new leather recliner will sit in the middle of the room, centered on the fireplace. Wine glasses, filled with a locally vinted beverage freed from the 46-bottle wine cooler, will occupy our hands.

We love our trailer, but we are so looking forward to moving into a real house.

Cabinets!

The cabinets came in Thursday and on Friday, Dave, the installer, was busy screwing them into place. The wood is maple. We chose to go with a lighter stain that wouldn’t dampen the airiness of the rooms. We’re pleased with the color.

All the drawers and cabinet doors are soft close. Dianne has a slide-out spice rack/cabinet built in. It’s cute, but it doesn’t look too practical for spices. I suspect she’ll fill it with her herbal teas (and if I’m lucky, my coffee). The spices will probably end up on a rack in the pantry.

Jeff, flooring guy was also busy. He had to get the bathroom tile down before Dave could install the cabinets. We’ve now got the floor tile laid in the bathrooms and the washer/dryer closet. I’m eager to see what the grout Dianne so painstakingly picked out will look like when he finishes the job.

With the floors done, Jeff’s now starting to tile the tub enclosures. The laminate hardwood flooring throughout the rest of the house comes next. Countertops apparently won’t arrive until next month.

We’ve ordered new dishes for the kitchen and have a new loveseat recliner reserved for the living room. We meet with a blind salesman tomorrow to give us a bid for our 11 windows. I hope he brings his seeing-eye dog.