Nude

For those of us longing to ogle Mother Nature in the nude, there are few places better than Zion in the wintertime.  Limbs of the cottonwood trees, which come fully clothed with leaves come summertime, now stand buck naked. 

Beyond tower the canyon walls with sandstone cliffs bare as a pole dancer in a Texas strip club.  Fortunately, a lap dance in this au naturel environment can be had by simply lacing up the hiking boots and setting off down a trail.

The premiere hike in Zion Canyon is up Angels’ Landing.  It’s a steep, twisty climb up to a saddle followed by a walk up a death-defying narrow ridge to the top of a cliff overlooking the Virgin River Canyon. 

Even though the Park Service has installed chains for folks to use as handholds, some still manage to fall to their deaths.  “Scariest hike in America,” one YouTube video touts. 

We did that hike ten years ago when we came to Zion to celebrate the New Year weekend.  After 38 years living and climbing in Colorado, the hike for us was a piece of cake.

This year, the route up to Angels’ Landing was snow-covered and icy, we were told.  While we did have traction cleats we could strap on, Dianne and I decided to skip the crowds and explore some of the other trails.  One of them was to the Emerald Pools.

There are actually three Emerald Pools.  Lower Emerald Pool has a nice waterfall feeding it. 

That waterfall is fed from the Middle Emerald Pool, which has its own tiny waterfall.

Upper Emerald Pool is fed by a towering waterfall dropping from a notch in the box canyon cliffs.  In summertime, this place would be swarming with people.  We shared it with maybe a half-dozen fellow hikers and a Park Service volunteer.

Another hike took us up the Sand Bench Trail, which offered lofty views down the canyon toward the tourist trap of Springdale and up Pine Creek Canyon toward the switchbacks and tunnel.  We only met one other hiker on the route.

Late on our final afternoon, we walked the paved Riverside Trail up through the lower end of the Zion Narrows where decades ago, we led a Sierra Club group down from the top. 

On this walk, we watched an avalanche of ice break off from the cliffs and land on the trail below.  A half mile beyond, the route begins to hug the near vertical cliffs.  To prevent an ice fall from bonking hikers on the head out here, Park Service has wisely closed the trail beyond.

Industrial Tourism

Maybe it’s a symptom of being a travel journalist for over half my adult life, but I have this psychological need to rank things – best this, favorite that.  I repeatedly found myself doing that on this journey to Zion. 

How does Zion National Park compare with the other members of Utah’s “Mighty Five?”

When it comes to just plain scenic grandeur, I put Zion right at the top.  The cliffs and canyons here are absolutely awe inspiring.  Only Capitol Reef comes close.  At Bryce, non-hiking visitors look down on the scenery.  One must drop below the rim to feel engulfed by the environment.  It’s much the same for Arches and Canyonlands.

While Zion may offer the grandest grandeur, it’s in fourth out of the five when I rank my favorite Utah national park to visit.  Only Arches, in my book, comes in lower.  That’s because I hate crowds.

Zion gets around 4.5 million visitors each year, making it the third most popular national park in terms of visitation.  Only the Great Smokeys and Yellowstone see more visitors. 

Zion is way too small to handle that many people.  Cars line up for blocks at the entrance stations waiting to get in.  Campsites and lodge rooms are tough to find.  Visitors cram into shuttle buses to get into the Virgin River Canyon.  Trails and sites are crowded.  We’ve been told that folks sometimes need to wait hours in line to complete the ascent of Angels’ Landing.

Arches has the same problem.  As Ed Abbey warned in “Desert Solitaire,” it’s industrial tourism at its worst.

Fortunately, winter at Zion offers nature lovers like me a chance to get away from the madding crowds.  When we checked in, there were still rooms available for drop-in guests at Zion Park Lodge, and there were many empty spots at the park’s Watchman Campground.  We had no trouble finding parking spots at trailheads, roadside pullouts or in the neighboring tourist trap of Springdale.

The downside of winter visits, of course, is the weather.  It’s cold and snow is always possible.  Trails, especially those on higher or shaded ground can be covered with snow, ice or thick, gooey mud. 

While the visitor center was open, most of the park’s museums were not open.  In town, we found many restaurants and other businesses closed for the season, making it harder to find $30 souvenir t-shirts for sale.

Personally, I’ll give all that up for the opportunity to see a place this beautiful in the raw.  Besides, I already own one of those $30 t-shirts.