Wedding to Monument Canyons Loop

Today, Dianne and I repeated one of our favorite loop hikes in Colorado National Monument.  Accompanying us were a fellow Colorado Mountain Club member, whom I met on the Sunset Rocks hike, and his girlfriend.  She’s a nurse and my wife was a nurse.  As we proceeded up the trail, the women got to talk for miles about injections, bedpans and other nursing topics.

The hike begins at a trailhead near the base of the Colorado National Monument cliffs.  From there, one trail goes up Monument Canyon, passing the towering rock formation known as Independence Monument before continuing onward to Rim Rock Drive. 

Another trail goes up Wedding Canyon to Independence Monument where it connects with the Monument Canyon Trail.  The loop up one canyon to Independence Monument and back down the other is about five miles long with around 1,000 vertical feet to ascend.  It would be a nice, relaxing day of hiking.

Last time we hiked the loop, we started up Monument and returned via Wedding Canyon.  This time, we did Wedding first.  The first part of the hike requires traversing the flats close to the park boundary. 

The morning was cool and the skies clear.  Unblemished sunlight spotlighted the ruddy cliff faces across the canyon. I love this country.

The Park Service considers Wedding Canyon to be a “route,” not an official trail.  There were places that required ascending and descending steep, baren ground.  Needless to say, we all did quite well.

After a brief snack stop near Independence Monument, we started back down the Monument Canyon Trail.  An official National Park Service trail, it is much wider and has rock slabs serving as stairsteps in the steeper places.  Ahead, we looked down the canyon at the city with the Book Cliffs and Grand Mesa towering behind.

Bighorn sheep are common in this canyon, and at one point I spotted a flock of female bighorns dining on the flats below.  For the benefit of our nurses, I pointed them out by announcing, “I see ewes.”

Down at the bottom, the trail parallels the park boundary for a half-mile or so, with a wire fence blocking us from the backyards of a few high-end homes.  While the views from their patios would be stunning, I’d hate to have to put up with riffraff like us constantly hiking by.

Back at the car, we said goodbye to our hiking companions and drove back home to our trailer where the beer awaited.

Cabin to Canyon

Today’s hike got off to a bit of a rocky start.

We pulled into the Devils Canyon parking lot for our hike.  I hate door dings, so I try to park at the far end of parking lots and stay more than an open-door’s width away from other cars.  I backed the truck in a good five feet away from a Toyota Prius parked there. 

I thought the car was empty, but as it turns out, there was a man sitting in it.  As we got out, he rolled down his window, angrily told us we’d parked too close to him.  He then insulted us, accusing us of being Democrats.

In the past, I’ve been accused of being born out of wedlock, being the male offspring of a female dog and of having an incestuous relationship with my mother.  To this guy, maybe being a Democrat is worse than any of those.  Sorry, fella, but we don’t qualify.

Rather than risk possible retaliatory vandalism, we drove on and parked at the Fruita Paleontological Area parking lot, where we avoided parking near any car bearing a Trump or Lauren Boebert bumper sticker.

Fruita is famed for its dinosaur discoveries.  They began in the early 1900s when a paleontologist from Chicago’s Field Museum dug into a nearby hillside and unearthed nearly 2/3 of the fossilized remains of a Brontosaurus.  Today the famed Dinosaur Journey Museum lies across the street from our RV park in Fruita, and to celebrate Christmas, the Grinch rides high in the jaws of Fruita’s giant dinosaur replica.

From our Paleontological Area trailhead, a one-mile, education loop trail lies dotted with interpretative signs providing more information than I want to know about these ancient lizards.  An alternative trail from there leads to the Skinner Cabin and beyond.  We opted for the cabin route.

The Skinner Cabin was apparently built around 1905-10 by a stonemason named John Skinner who owned a ranch on the other side of the river.  In the 1940-50’s, it was occupied by John Condon, a man who made part of his living by digging up and selling dinosaur bones.  The cabin was abandoned in 1953 and had pretty much fallen into total disrepair by 2016 when volunteers began restoring it to its original configuration.  A wooden rail fence now encourages people to stay out, and other than a bit of interior graffiti, it seems to be working.

From Skinner Cabin, we continued down the trail to the Devils-Flume Connector Trail, which we had hiked on Wednesday.  I wanted to continue on and explore the bottom of the box canyon we had admired then from above.  Map in hand, we somehow took all the right trail junctions to reach the D4 Loop Trail that would take us into that canyon.

From the first time I read the Sierra Club coffee table book “Slickrock,” I’ve been enamored with the sandstone-walled canyons.  Hiking this short canyon was a treat.  Even at high noon, the low, pre-solstice sun made the sandstone cliffs blush.  Streaks of desert vanish draped those towering walls, and the trunks of living and dead junipers offered inspiring silhouettes against the vivid, stony backdrop.

Reaching canyon’s end, we looked up.  Using just the friction of our boots on the slickrock (which actually has the texture of sandpaper) we figured we might make it maybe halfway to the top of the canyon-ending pouroff.  Beyond that, it looked impossibly challenging with the emphasis on “impossible.”  Lacking Spider-Man’s agility, we turned around and headed back.

Returning toward the Skinner Cabin and our nonpolitically parked truck, we found the remains of some cement water headers and a few six-inch, PVC pipes poking from the ground.  In the 1990s, the area around Devils Canyon was privately owned and slated to become an upper-end housing subdivision complete with a golf course.  Thankfully, the BLM bought up the land before those plans became irreversibly implemented.

“Those must be the golf course sand traps,” my wife joked as we passed patches of white sand garnishing the nearby desert floor.

Devil’s to Flume Loop

There are two major trailheads into the McInnis Canyons National Conservation Area off Kingsview Road – Devils Canyon and Pollock Bench.  Today’s hike was a loop trip from one to the other and back again.

The BLM brochure Dianne picked up showed the route and said it was 6.4 miles in length, perfect for a sunny but cool, midday Wednesday hike.  We threw our packs into the Mazda and made the ten-minute drive to the Devils Canyon trailhead.

This area is crisscrossed with trails and to help hikers out, the BLM provides pads of free maps.  Trails are designated with letters representing the trailhead area and then numbered.  We set out on the D1 trail before cutting over to the D5.  We would follow that until it merged again with the D1 trail a few miles beyond.  From there we would follow F1 (named for Flume Canyon) toward the Pollock Bench trailhead where a connector trail would lead us back to the Devils Canyon trailhead. 

Our trail wandered up benches and over piñon and juniper terrain before looping around the rim of a sandstone-hemmed box canyon.  Far below, a trail led up the canyon floor to its sheer-walled end.  I promised myself that we’ll explore that trail one of these days soon.

While the BLM is good about providing trail maps, they aren’t too good about marking trails on the ground.  We came to several undesignated trail junctions.  While Yogi Berra may suggest “if you come to a fork in the trail, take it,” that wasn’t going to work for folks like us who need to follow specific routes to reach our destination. 

At such unmarked junctions, we always tried to follow the most logical, well-worn paths and used a lot of dead reckoning.  With only a few blunders, we ended up on the correct combination of trails that would take us to the F1 trail, which would follow the rim of Flume Canyon toward the Pollock Bench trailhead. 

Our biggest trail-finding error came near the Pollock Bench trailhead.  A quarter mile or so before the parking area, we were supposed to find the Devil’s-Flume Connector trail.  It was nowhere to be seen.  Dianne suggested just hiking the road back to our car.  I preferred first trying a bit of backtracking.

We soon found the connector trail, which it turned out was nicely signed.  We would have spotted it if we had stayed on the main trail and not got sidetracked down somebody’s shortcut. 

We followed the connector up a shallow canyon until we got to reached a barbed wire fence strung across the wash.  We could have crawled under the wires if we had wanted to, but logic suggested the BLM wouldn’t offer a formal trail that required such a maneuver.  After a few false starts, we discovered a that our trail crossed over a little rise to where the fence ended.  After rounding the wires, it was pretty much easy going from there.

Back at the car, we checked our Garmin GPS watches.  We had covered 8.62 miles on our 6.4-mile hike. 

Sunset Rocks Trail

Today, I went on another Colorado Mountain Club hike, this time traveling solo while Dianne attended church.  For once I had to carry my own lunch.

The hike was on the Sunset Rocks Trail in the Gunnison National Conservation Area east of Olathe.  That’s about an hour’s drive south of the Grand Valley.  From our old house in Aurora, an hour’s drive would only take me to the other side of the metro area. Here, I reach trailheads.

Three out of four fellow hikers hailed from Montrose, and they met at 8:00 a.m.  That meant I had to get up long before sunup and leave Fruita at 6:30 to meet them at the turnoff in Olathe a bit after 8:00.  I’m desperately allergic to mornings, making this the most painful part of the endeavor. Driving in, we passed some colorful hills on the way to the trailhead.

The first part of the hike took us to a cave/tunnel through the rock.  I always though to be a good cave, it had to have stalagmites and stalactites or at least a hibernating bear.  This one had none of the above.

From there, the hike was largely across rocky, nondescript terrain sparsely covered with piñon and juniper.  The trail was largely up and down, which offered the feeling of getting a good workout. 

Part of the route was open to ATVs and the rest open to dirt bikes.  It’s been said that ATVs/dirt bikes are Japan’s revenge for Hiroshima, and I believe it.  We encountered tracks, but fortunately encountered none of the above.  They must have all been in church.

Besides the lack of motorized madness, the beauty of the hike were the views.  To the south stretched a wall of the San Juan’s jagged peaks rising above a layer of clouds.  Below to the west lay the farmlands around Olathe and Delta with the Uncompahgre Plateau offering a dark barrier beyond.  To the north and east rose the hills we would next have to ascend and descend.

We stopped for brunch at our arbitrary turnaround point, about three miles from the trailhead.  From there, it was turn around and hike back to the cars.  Civilization and beer lay beyond.

Pollock toward Rattlesnake

Exploring this area may prove to be more fun than I thought.

The map of the McInnis Canyons National Conservation Area shows a plethora of trails cross-crossing and looping through the canyon country south of the Colorado River off Kingsview Road. 

Those are just the designated trails.  In addition lie many undesignated, “social trails” that wind through the area.  As we soon found out, some of these are as well trodden as the official pathways and equally interesting.

Our goal today was to do the 10-mile round-trip hike from the Pollock Bench Trailhead to the point where the Rattlesnake Arches Trail from the top meets the Rattlesnake Arches trail from the bottom.  We grabbed the BLM supplied map at the trailhead and set off up the Pollock Bench Trail to its junction with the Rattlesnake Arches Trail.  The path, an old, abandoned Jeep road, was extremely well defined.

The lower stretch of the Rattlesnake Arches Trail wanders across the flats and into and out of a small side canyon or two.  It was well used, and except for where it crossed baren slickrock, proved easy to follow.

We reached the lip of Pollock Canyon, a wide, deep gouge in through the sandstone landscape.  A hiker with two leashed bulldogs we had met earlier on the trail said he had turned around because he didn’t think the dogs could get down a series of ledges.  Perhaps this is where those ledges lay.

I assumed it was, although there were neither trail signs nor cairns marking a route down.  I started zigzagging down trying to follow footprints left in the few spaces of loose dirt.  I was a few dozen yards below when Dianne shouted out that she had found the trail up on the rim.  Since my route looked somewhat precarious, I was more than happy to get back on a well-defined trail.

We followed the footprints of dozens of hikers as we hiked the trail along the rim.  Stunning cliffs that appear to be hundreds of feet high lined the deep canyon.  We would lose the pathway in rocky spots, but always rediscovered it just beyond.  The farther we progressed, the fainter the trail became.  It became obvious we were following a social trail, not the official route to the arches.

Our GPS watches said we had traveled four miles from the trailhead.  It was decision time.  On the map, it looked like we could continue onward and hit the Pollock Bench Trail, which would lead us back to our truck, or we could turn around and follow the known path back.  Common sense dictated the latter option. 

We turned around and headed back.  Looking down from the spot where I had started to descend from the rim, we saw a BLM sign down at the bottom of canyon floor.  I pulled out my binoculars and read what it said.  It pointed toward Rattlesnake Arches.  I had been on the right route before we discovered the social trail.  

We continued back to the truck, walking past sandstone cliffs, buttes and hoodoos bathed in the golden light of the late-day sun.  Across the Grand Valley, the Book Cliffs looked stunning with inky shadows accentuating its cliffside skirts.  Wispy clouds offered the first hint of a soon-to-be colorful sunset.  Yes, it was just another typical afternoon in canyon country.

Today’s hike was a delightful failure.  We didn’t succeed in our effort to follow the Rattlesnake Arches Trail to its junction at the top.  Instead, we accidently ventured into the Great Unknown, following a scenic, undesignated trail that offered delightfully lofty views.

We now have a goal for a future hike.  We’ll have to follow this undesignated trail and see where it goes.

Rattlesnake Arches

One of the first things we did when we first moved to Colorado back in 1983 was to join the Colorado Mountain Club (CMC).  It proved to be an excellent way to discover places to hike/climb and make new friends.  During my travel writing years, we found we weren’t using the club services and dropped out. 

Now, having moved to a new area and looking to discover places to hike/climb and make new friends, we rejoined and signed up for the first available hike.  It was a hike to Rattlesnake Arches, the largest concentration of natural sandstone arches this side of Utah.  We’ve been there at least twice in the past and were looking forward to another visit.

There are two ways to get to the arches, which are located in the McInnis Canyons National Conservation Area.  The long route is to go from the bottom up, which involves driving a few miles on a graded road to the Pollock Bench Trailhead and hiking 7¼+ miles up to the arches and 7¼+ miles back.

The short option is to do the 5¼-mile walk down from the top.  Unfortunately, that involves driving about ten or so miles of high-clearance dirt roads, the last few miles of which are 4×4-worthy.  That’s the route we’d be going on our CMC hike.

The nine hikers on the trip pile into three 4×4 vehicles, which include a Toyota FJ Cruiser, a Nissan Frontier 4×4 crew cab pickup and our full-size Nissan Titan Pro-4X crew cab pickup.  The FJ Cruiser heads down the dicey parts of the road with no problem.  The Frontier truck with its shorter wheelbase and limited overhang seems to have no issues. 

I drive last, nursing our long-wheelbase, long-overhang monster down the trail.  Nissan may like to market this “Pro-4X rig as off-road worthy, but a Jeep it is not.  I sure miss my Xterra, which would have been as good as the FJ Cruiser on this route.  We do finally make it to the trailhead with no undercarriage scrapes and most of the body paint still intact.

The hike is rather straightforward. It begins with a switchbacking plunge down a few hundred vertical feet, then follows a wide bench a couple of miles to the arches.  After lunch at Cedar Tree Arch, trail’s end, we hike back.  The morning’s plunge down is now a grunt up. 

Near the top, there’s another, relatively flat trail that leads to an overview of Cedar Tree Arch from above.  Most of us opt to extend the hike and head that way.

Back at the trailhead, we pile back into our vehicles and begin driving up the 4×4 portion of the 4×4 road.  Going up the dicey loose rock is even more “fun” than descending it, but again, we make it to the top with no scrapes or dents.

The route back to civilization takes us right past the Glade Park Store, a classic little market seemingly in the middle of nowhere.  To reward ourselves for a successful drive out, we stop in for a bit sustenance.  I am careful to keep the open bottle out of sight as we drive back through Colorado National Monument and on to home.

Rabbit’s Ear Mesa

Over our first eight days in Fruita, our only “hikes” were walks down a few paved bike trails and through neighborhoods.  Our first real hike in the woods came on day nine.

Considering all of the close-in destinations available, we chose to do one that involved a “long,” 17-mile drive down the interstate to the Rabbit Valley area of the McInnis Canyons National Conservation Area.  Although it’s largely a 4×4 playground for the ATV and dirt-bike crowd, there are some hikers-only trails out there for folks like us.

Our destination was the hikers’ trail up Rabbit’s Ear Mesa.  I’m not sure how the mesa earned its name.  This squatty plateau does not look the least like anything I’ve see poking from bunny’s noggin.

The trail climbs up for about a mile, then splits to offer a nice loop hike along the perimeter of the mesa top.  The BLM sign says the trail is 4.8 miles long.  The BLM website says the loop is 5.6 miles long.  The map on the Colorado Trail Explorer (Cotrex) website indicates a 5.9-mile length.  We set our Garmin GPS watches and head off to determine the true length. 

It’s a 700-foot vertical grunt up to get to the mesa top.  From there we are treated to a relatively flat trail with splendid views of the Colorado River meandering far below.  Cottonwood and tamarisk leaves offer autumnal splashes of streamside gold along the river.  We spot rafters and kayakers slowly paddling down the lazy current. 

Off through the haze to the west rise the La Sal Mountains near Moab, their slopes glistening with snow.  Rounding the mesa top and heading down, we gaze across the valley to the Book Cliffs stretching off into Utah.  There’s just so much interesting canyon country to explore out here.  I think we’re going to like this place.

Back at the truck, we check our watches.  According to Garmin GPS, we hiked 6.33 miles.

We’ve Got Windows!

We were told that windows for our new house would arrive November 15. Last time we drove by the place, they still had not gotten here.

We went by today and by golly, the windows have not only arrived, they’ve been installed! Dianne’s more excited than a mosquito at a nudist colony.

We’re looking forward to being able to just camp in our trailer, not live in it.

Oops

We have a battery-operated, indoor/outdoor thermometer that we use at the trailer.  The sending unit for the outdoor sensor is attached to Velcro under the frame of the trailer so it’s constantly in the shade.

It’s always worked well.  Temperature readings have consistently been within a degree or two of what our AccuWeather app says it is locally. 

This morning was an extreme exception.  AccuWeather said the local temperature was a nippy 19 degrees (that’s -7 degrees for you Canadians) while our indoor/outdoor thermometer read a pleasant 41 degrees (that’s +5 degrees north of the border). 

It took me a full three seconds to realize what had happened.  We never thought to take the thermometer out from under the trailer when we put up the skirting.  It was now nicely enclosed beneath us behind a wall of ½-inch foam insulation.

That meant that while it was subfreezing outside, it was a balmy 41 under the trailer.  Before when we got up, the trailer floor felt icy cold on bare feet.  Today it was almost borderline warm.  On the positive side, that meant that $150 and a day’s work spent on the skirting is paying off. 

The negative thing is that now I’ve either got to tear into the skirting to recover the thermometer sending unit, or I’ve got to order a another indoor/outdoor thermometer that I can place outside of the skirting. 

The new thermometer is on order.

Ready for Winter

We’re all set (we think) for enduring a cold Colorado winter of “camping” in our trailer here in Fruita. 

We’ve got a heated hose to keep the fresh-water line flowing.   We’ve skirted the trailer with ½-inch foam board, which the RV park management folks insist will keep us warmer.  We’ve loaded our sweatshirts and parkas into the trailer closet.  The beer is well chilled in the under-bed storage compartment and the pantry is filled with ready-to-heat soups.  Our skis are tuned. 

We’re ready. Let the flakes fly.